A long time ago the Dogs were trying to select a leader. ''We should hold an election' they said. A few Dogs came forward as Candidates. The bulldog came forward and stated why he should be elected "I'm a strong fighter" he said. 'You can't run', said another candidate what good is a fighter if you cant catch anyone. Then the greyhound came forward I can run he stated. The others said, 'what good is running if when you catch up you can't fight what happens then?" Then an ugly little mutt jumped up and said,' I nominate that dog he smells good underneath his tail! Another mutt jumped up and said, 'I second that nomination'. At once all the dogs started sniffing under each others tails. Naw, this one doesn't smell good. He's no alpha timber. This one sure isn't the peoples choice.
When you go out for a walk look at the dogs they are still sniffing under tails looking for a good leader.
(adaptation 1969 rosebud tale)